HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

We're eagerly looking forward to a new exciting year ahead.

What a wonderful time to say, Thank you!

We would like to thank our loyal customers and our great staff for so many things from the past year, including loads of laughs and some wonderful surprises!
Reflecting upon this past year can only make you smile. We had news of a baby on the way and a beautiful baby girl added to the family. We also had a quiet marriage unite one staff member to his lovely wife.
It's nice to see that the lifted spirits of our staff have a positive effect on our devoted customers. To have customers like you makes our job very fulfilling.

This coming year we are making our New Year's resolution, and that is to continue keeping our customers happy and create new and lasting friendships. Keeping our promises to you is our number one priority and the only thing we ask in return is that you believe in us the way way believe in you!

From all of us at the dealership, we wish you a great start to the new year and the very best to come!

-The staff at Newcastle Nissan

 

A man in his 40's bought a new Nissan GT-R and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a GT-R," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 120.... then the reality of the situation hit him.

"What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says,

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer

No matter what stereotype you hear, our sales people are the best in the business. They are a wealth of valid information, so listen up!